Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was lonely, but at least it offered him freedom from stuffy meetings. But when a ruthless entity threatened to consume his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to create a plan. He couldn't let them eliminate his tranquil way of life! His first step? Recruiting an unlikely team. A mischievous fairy godmo

Man, this gig really drains. I'm so busted I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is chug some soda and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta upload a few Onion Knight memes to celebrate the pain. Existence is a real rollercoaster, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunger